12/14/2009

12/12/2009

炒饭诀窍 (转自sbazu)

先打好蛋,蛋里一定要加油,热锅,下冷饭,炒到半干身,然后倒入一半的蛋液,不停的翻炒,在蛋液的帮助下,饭粒会分开,然后再放下另一半的蛋液,也是快速的翻炒,可以的话最好可以抛锅,最后就可以炒出金包银的效果,后一半的翻炒时间可以自己控制,想干的可以久一点,我判断的时间是锅边的饭粒可以不停的跳动就好,然后最后才下葱花,这样葱花的香味会更突出而不会发闷,而且葱花的颜色可以保持得很翠绿。还有,炒饭炒菜,分量少的话,就好处理,一次3碗左右的饭就够了,再多的话,饭的水分难散失,很难炒得好。

先把冷饭用手捏散,之所以用手,是因为手比较好控制,不会把饭弄断,还可以感觉饭的湿度。然后就热锅,下冷油,油稍热就下饭。蛋液我会下盐糖,也会下一点点味精,最重要是下油,这样之后炒起来会容易很多。然后最后快起锅的时候,再下盐和糖来调一次味。至于其他配料如虾仁之类的,都是单独炒好的,然后最后的时候一起下。

12/10/2009

12/08/2009

国人在老外的眼里是咋样的 (very funny)

hmm... the chinese people are nice. When it comes to general terms.


But I did learn a few things about them.


1) DONT date them... they like dating foreigners because they find it an interesting experience and because they have money, but true love rarely finds path.

2) they are smart, and outwit everyone in maths and physics, and are not afraid to show off about it.

3) they always group in between themselves, rarely reach out and sit with others unless there aren't enough of them.

4) they always speak chinese in between each other, even when you're next to them and having a conversation with them. Therefore always leaving you in doubt on what they might really be saying.

5) they are physically weak for the most part. Only a handful of them actually exercise.

6) DONT enter political debates with them. They will stay cool at all times, but they will infuriate you when you'll see how brainwashed they are to adore their own culture, deny historical facts, change them to their own version of history, and how they support certain things that are simply unacceptable by western standards. (eg torture, few children's rights, no human rights)

7) their jokes are not funny...

8) they are funny... in general... their character can be really amusing and it can in fact make you like them for what they are.

9) 60% of their girls are HOTTTT.

10) 90% of them stay virgins until marriage

11) there is a 0.1% chance they will ever accept to have sex with you (let alone get married)

12) the hottest of their girls always date the ugliest of their guys... and hot guys have no choice but to date europeans... that's just how it works in their culture. Even they don't know why. Maybe cause the nerdy ugly ones are more intelligent and will bring back more money.

13) the chicks find any animal cute.

14) all of them like eating stuff that us westerners would never even dare imagine. (duck throats, monkey brains and snakes (or even dogs for those that come form the south) are considered normal meals. They love eating bean cake for desert (I swear, google it).

15) they have NO general knowledge when it concerns anything that doesn't concern their country directly. ("holocaust"? is that a music band?)

16) they dont like japanese people. But they love japanese culture and food. They even dispute the authenticity of some typical japanese stuff.

There is not other nation on earth which has 99.5% of the population loving every single aspect of it.

12/07/2009

2012 (2009)

A buddhist monk standing against a background of snow capped mountains while a tsunami is charging over them.

12/06/2009

12/05/2009

The American World